[son1c]

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[morthils]

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

[dopaminerjic]

is no one gonna point out that the poster is also italian, if you go by the language their phone is set to

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[catboyslim1]

people desire me carnally because i’m goofy and silly

[jaubaius]

Source

[not-your-pussikat]

Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

[snep-posting]

meow? meow- *demonic screeching*

[slushyseals]

Photo taken by m.aquarium_love
This is Hama-Chan getting all dressed up!
Doesn't she look cute?
She lives at Kyoto Aquarium in Japan. ( ᵔꈊᵔ )

[pepurika]

watching cat tv

[love-suggestions]

vibe check! *yearns for your kiss*

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[headspace-hotel]

Plants what now

[headspace-hotel]

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they're stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

[headspace-hotel]

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

[xkittyzo1]

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

[thrashturbate]

SHUT UPPPP

[taxidermizing]

Sorry for finding a twitter user funny but. so true. I'm going to start using this line all the time. How are can you be a carpet muncher and hate the carpet.

[memorycycle]

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[drmajalis]

Two things can be simultaneously true.

"Rainbow Capitalism" does not in any way signal whether corporations actually care about or help queer & trans people and only serves to generate positive PR and/or free advertising from "outraged bigots."

And

Corporations openly displaying symbols of pride and queer/trans community serves as modest barometer on the social acceptance of queer & trans people, and business after business pulling back it's pride merch/symbolism because of right-wing backlash is not good and potentially a sign of even worse to come.